Hillbilly komputor words

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Flametamer

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Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys.

Window: Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Floppy: When you run out of Polygrip.

Modem: How you got rid of your dandelions.

ROM: Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

Byte: First word in a kiss-off phrase.

Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

Network: Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.

Mouse: Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.

LAN: To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

Cursor: What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Bit: A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways."

Packet: What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
 
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