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This struck me as funny and just about right for this time of year. I love Christmas, but sometimes you can get overloaded!

SIGNS YOU'RE SICK OF THE HOLIDAYS

*You've got red and green bags under your eyes.
*You're serving reindeer potpie.
*When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?" you scream,
"No! You butthead, I'm not listening!"
*You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the bottom
with your BB gun.
*You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
*Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy
make photocopies.

*You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but
mistletoe. (Really?) This one's for 97!!! :lol:

*You've got eggnog coming out of your ears.
*Two words: tinsel rash.
*Even with your eyes closed you see flashing Christmas lights.
*You feel like punching the next twit that says, "Ho,ho,ho."
*You want to overturn in the Salvation Army pot.
*You replace all the batteries in the kid's new toys with dead
ones.
*You put a Santa Claus headstone on your lawn to scare the kids
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 22 2003, 10:39 PM
:lol:  :lol: Yes...ya'll should have seen me man!
Oh I have.... :growl: Ya'll should have seen it it was a pretty good show. :lol:
 
Dee...hon your monkey is distorted again. I thought I had it fixed, and it is still moving, but looks a little blurry. ;)
 
Originally posted by 97forever@Dec 22 2003, 11:10 PM
Dee...hon your monkey is distorted again. I thought I had it fixed, and it is still moving, but looks a little blurry. ;)
You still playing with my monkey are ya? :lol: :p
 
Originally posted by DeeDee+Dec 23 2003, 10:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DeeDee @ Dec 23 2003, 10:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--97forever@Dec 22 2003, 11:10 PM
Dee...hon your monkey is distorted again. I thought I had it fixed, and it is still moving, but looks a little blurry. ;)
You still playing with my monkey are ya? :lol: :p [/b][/quote]

Message to self:

Don't say it!

Keep your mouth shut!

Silence is golden!


OK...... the urge is subsiding now. :lol:
 
Originally posted by Guido+Dec 23 2003, 11:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Guido @ Dec 23 2003, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -DeeDee@Dec 23 2003, 10:39 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--97forever
@Dec 22 2003, 11:10 PM
Dee...hon your monkey is distorted again. I thought I had it fixed, and it is still moving, but looks a little blurry. ;)

You still playing with my monkey are ya? :lol: :p

Message to self:

Don't say it!

Keep your mouth shut!

Silence is golden!


OK...... the urge is subsiding now. :lol: [/b][/quote]
I know Guido, but I was able to resist the temptation for a change! :lol:
 

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Hey Kat, I think you are becoming way to attached to that smilie... :lol2:
 
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