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sgbg88
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This struck me as funny and just about right for this time of year. I love Christmas, but sometimes you can get overloaded!
SIGNS YOU'RE SICK OF THE HOLIDAYS
*You've got red and green bags under your eyes.
*You're serving reindeer potpie.
*When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?" you scream,
"No! You butthead, I'm not listening!"
*You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the bottom
with your BB gun.
*You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
*Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy
make photocopies.
*You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but
mistletoe. (Really?) This one's for 97!!! :lol:
*You've got eggnog coming out of your ears.
*Two words: tinsel rash.
*Even with your eyes closed you see flashing Christmas lights.
*You feel like punching the next twit that says, "Ho,ho,ho."
*You want to overturn in the Salvation Army pot.
*You replace all the batteries in the kid's new toys with dead
ones.
*You put a Santa Claus headstone on your lawn to scare the kids
SIGNS YOU'RE SICK OF THE HOLIDAYS
*You've got red and green bags under your eyes.
*You're serving reindeer potpie.
*When you hear, "Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?" you scream,
"No! You butthead, I'm not listening!"
*You climb on your roof and start shooting carolers in the bottom
with your BB gun.
*You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you.
*Instead of spending time with family, you're watching some guy
make photocopies.
*You're busted for running through town wearing nothing but
mistletoe. (Really?) This one's for 97!!! :lol:
*You've got eggnog coming out of your ears.
*Two words: tinsel rash.
*Even with your eyes closed you see flashing Christmas lights.
*You feel like punching the next twit that says, "Ho,ho,ho."
*You want to overturn in the Salvation Army pot.
*You replace all the batteries in the kid's new toys with dead
ones.
*You put a Santa Claus headstone on your lawn to scare the kids