To the thief who stole my anti-depressants, I hope you're happy!
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2 pac of eminems for 50 cent
That's Ludicrous
ain't no biggie though.
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
I sure hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
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Alcohol !! Because no good story ever started with a guy having a salad.
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Gay? Unhappy? WAIT!! Isn't that a contradiction.
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After digging ten feet below the surface on a farm near Buffalo, NY, scientists uncovered traces of copper cable dating back 100 years.
They came to the conclusion that already their ancestors had a telephone communication system 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed a Los Angeles archeologist dug to a depth of 200 feet outside of Oceanside, Ca. Shortly afterwards the L.A. Times reported, "California archeologists reported finding a 200 year old copper cable stating their ancestors already had a high tech telecommunications system 100 years earlier than the New Yorkers.
One week later, a newspaper in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, reported that Ole Olsen, one heckuva engineer and self-taught archeologist, after digging 30 feet in a pasture near Brooks, Alberta, "found absolutely, nothing and therefore concluded 300 years earlier, Alberta had already gone wireless."
Just makes a person proud to be from Alberta.
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Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans when giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders.
How I learned this rule is not important.
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Procrastination is a good thing for you always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today.
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A husband said to his wife, "The guys at the club said our mailman has slept with every woman on this street except one."
The wife replied, "I'll bet it's Paula."
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2 pac of eminems for 50 cent
That's Ludicrous
ain't no biggie though.
***************************************
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
I sure hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
****************************************************
Alcohol !! Because no good story ever started with a guy having a salad.
*********************************************************************************************
Gay? Unhappy? WAIT!! Isn't that a contradiction.
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After digging ten feet below the surface on a farm near Buffalo, NY, scientists uncovered traces of copper cable dating back 100 years.
They came to the conclusion that already their ancestors had a telephone communication system 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed a Los Angeles archeologist dug to a depth of 200 feet outside of Oceanside, Ca. Shortly afterwards the L.A. Times reported, "California archeologists reported finding a 200 year old copper cable stating their ancestors already had a high tech telecommunications system 100 years earlier than the New Yorkers.
One week later, a newspaper in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, reported that Ole Olsen, one heckuva engineer and self-taught archeologist, after digging 30 feet in a pasture near Brooks, Alberta, "found absolutely, nothing and therefore concluded 300 years earlier, Alberta had already gone wireless."
Just makes a person proud to be from Alberta.
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Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans when giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders.
How I learned this rule is not important.
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Procrastination is a good thing for you always have something to do tomorrow and nothing to do today.
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A husband said to his wife, "The guys at the club said our mailman has slept with every woman on this street except one."
The wife replied, "I'll bet it's Paula."
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