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A guy came home early from a business trip and heard strange noises coming from upstairs. He went to investigate the sounds coming from the bedroom. Upon entering the room, he noticed his wife in bed, sweating profusely and seemingly agitated and immediately rushed to her side asking, "what's wrong?"
His wife said she was having a heart attack. The husband rushed downstairs to call for help when he was stopped by his four year old son who said, "Daddy! Uncle Mike is in the closet and he isn't wearing any clothes!"
The man turned around and ran back to the closet to find his brother, huddling in the corner behind the hanging clothes and upon discovery said, "Goddammit Mike!! How could you? My wife is in bed having a heart attack and instead of trying to help her, here you are running around in the nude scaring the kids!!"
His wife said she was having a heart attack. The husband rushed downstairs to call for help when he was stopped by his four year old son who said, "Daddy! Uncle Mike is in the closet and he isn't wearing any clothes!"
The man turned around and ran back to the closet to find his brother, huddling in the corner behind the hanging clothes and upon discovery said, "Goddammit Mike!! How could you? My wife is in bed having a heart attack and instead of trying to help her, here you are running around in the nude scaring the kids!!"