Whizzer
Gig'em
A gal walks into the porn shop, looks around and finally asks the clerk, "How much for the white dildo?"
The clerk answers, "35 bucks"
"Hummm, How much for the black one?"
"$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one", the clerk replies.
"Okay. I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in, looks around and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
"35 bucks" said the clerk. "How much for the white one?" she asks.
The clerk says: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
The gal thinks for a moment and finally says, "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
and the clerk replies: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
The blonde says "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
The clerk says: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you $165."
The blonde thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
The clerk answers, "35 bucks"
"Hummm, How much for the black one?"
"$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one", the clerk replies.
"Okay. I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in, looks around and asks "How much for the black dildo?"
"35 bucks" said the clerk. "How much for the white one?" she asks.
The clerk says: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
The gal thinks for a moment and finally says, "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
and the clerk replies: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
The blonde says "Hmmmmm... .how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
The clerk says: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you $165."
The blonde thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"
To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
