How to be politically correct...

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She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
 
Breasted American!!! Low cost provider!!!

BWAAHAHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!BWAHHHAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: This is the funniest stuff I have ever read FT!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Wait till the chicks see this!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Glad I made ya laugh 97. I think Bows thread about how to shower was better though!! :lol:
 
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