How To Cook Roast Beef

[kat2220]

I'm sending this to people who might be old enough to
know who Gracie Allen was, and you younger ones might get a kick out
of it! She was the original BLONDE!!!!!!

Gracie Allen's Classic Recipe for Roast Beef
1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef

Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

 

[highwayman]

I bet that ticked George off big time!!!

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Yep, that was Gracie.

 

[muggle not]

Ah, the good ole days.

Say good night Gracie.

 

[kelloggs5TLfan]

Who's Gracie?

 

[barelypure]

George: (looking at Gracie, who is arranging a large vase of beautiful flowers) Grace, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from?

Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said that if I went to visit Clara Bagley in the hospital I should be sure to take her flowers. So, when she wasn't looking, I did.

 

[ajk112802]

George: (looking at Gracie, who is arranging a large vase of beautiful flowers) Grace, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from?
Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said that if I went to visit Clara Bagley in the hospital I should be sure to take her flowers. So, when she wasn't looking, I did.

True comedy, always funny!

 

[highwayman]

It's sad that they don't comedy loke that anymore....

 

[Professur]

What's shocking is .... she was the leader of the two. And he never did get over losing her.

 

[highwayman]

It's called comitment....He was a widower for 30 years wasn't he?

 

[kelloggs5TLfan]

George: (looking at Gracie, who is arranging a large vase of beautiful flowers) Grace, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from?

Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said that if I went to visit Clara Bagley in the hospital I should be sure to take her flowers. So, when she wasn't looking, I did.

Thanks barelypure.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

It's called comitment....He was a widower for 30 years wasn't he?

At least that long, I believe. You could tell by the way George looked at her that he adored her -- even when he was laughing at her -- and especially when her wacky side would catch him flat-footed.

 

[highwayman]

It was the majic between the two of them that made the team. George was still a sucess after losing her and a household name up to the time of his death....

 

[kat2220]

Did you know that you can still get video tapes of the TV show? I gifted a dear friend with one.

I wonder if those cigars were just props?

 

[highwayman]

Doesn't matter, they were his trade mark and he outlived his doctors...

 

[Professur]

Did you know that you can still get video tapes of the TV show? I gifted a dear friend with one.

I wonder if those cigars were just props?

Well, they were, and they weren't. Funny enough, he had to use the cheapest cigars during his act .... because the good, tightly rolled ones go out if you don't keep puffing on them. The loosely rolled cheapies would stay lit for the entire routine with just the occasional puff.

 

[kat2220]

Thanks Prof!