*HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
>
> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
> used size 14-16 Work boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of
> Guns & Ammo Magazine and your NRA magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
> magazine.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more
> ammunition. Back in an hour.
>
> "Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
> mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
>
> "I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was
> hard to tell from all the blo od.
>
> "Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better
> wait outside."
>
> Cooter
>
> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
> used size 14-16 Work boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy
of
> Guns & Ammo Magazine and your NRA magazines.
>
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
> magazine.
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more
> ammunition. Back in an hour.
>
> "Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
> mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
>
> "I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was
> hard to tell from all the blo od.
>
> "Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better
> wait outside."
>
> Cooter
