Betsy
Team Owner
The New Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands just opened in Atlanta, GA. This is a
Store where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
Instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the Husband Store Only Once!
There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
Ascends the flights.
There is a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor or you
May choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down.
So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
On the first floor the sign reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are
Extremely good looking. "WOW" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have
Jobs,love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework.
"Oh Mercy" she exclaims, "I can't hardly stand it."
Still she goes to the 5th. Floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have
Jobs,love kids, are drop dead good looking, help with housework and have a
Romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
Reads: Floor 6: You are the 31,556,127th visitor to this floor, There are no men on
This floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
Please. Thank you for shopping a the Husband Store.
A New Wives Store opened across the street. It operates the same way as the
Husband store.
Floor 1 has wives that love sex.
Floor 2 has wives that love sex and have money.
Floors 3 thru 6 have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands just opened in Atlanta, GA. This is a
Store where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
Instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the Husband Store Only Once!
There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
Ascends the flights.
There is a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor or you
May choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down.
So a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband
On the first floor the sign reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are
Extremely good looking. "WOW" she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have
Jobs,love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with housework.
"Oh Mercy" she exclaims, "I can't hardly stand it."
Still she goes to the 5th. Floor and the sign reads: Floor 5: These men have
Jobs,love kids, are drop dead good looking, help with housework and have a
Romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
Reads: Floor 6: You are the 31,556,127th visitor to this floor, There are no men on
This floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
Please. Thank you for shopping a the Husband Store.
A New Wives Store opened across the street. It operates the same way as the
Husband store.
Floor 1 has wives that love sex.
Floor 2 has wives that love sex and have money.
Floors 3 thru 6 have never been visited.