Kung Chow called his boss and said:
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sic
I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt,
I not come work."
The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel sick like this
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work.
You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great, I be at work soon."
You got nice house.
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sic
I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt,
I not come work."
The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel sick like this
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work.
You should try that."
Two hours later Kung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say
and I feel great, I be at work soon."
You got nice house.