I hate my friends,,,,,

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SST55

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If you're a parent, especially of kids that drive, you know how a phone call at 1:45 am can strike fear into you.

But not in this case. My so-called "friends", my "buddies" call me from Daytona to tell me what a great time they're having, how the car ran real well, how the Shoot-Out was great and they can't wait for the Duels and 500.

Then the bastages put a young woman on who's occupation is to dance bare chested and slide on a pole urging me to hop on a plane,,,,and my wife's right beside me listening.

Oh, they are gonna pay. But not from me! :D
 
The plan? I don't know. Don't want too either. It's one of them Top Secret, eyes only, need to know, and if I tell you I'll have to kill you deals.

But I do know this. After a similar deal about 20 years ago my wife went to Woolworths and bought a gallon(?) of Oder de Toilet vilolet fragrance for 5 bucks and dumped it into the defroster ducts in Ricks truck.

He smelled like a French ho'er for six months!!! He was going thru a very nasty divorce at the time and was living on our couch!!

He treats her like a Queen now.

Moral of the story. Don't mess with women, they can hurt'cha.:D
 
SST55 said:
If you're a parent, especially of kids that drive, you know how a phone call at 1:45 am can strike fear into you.

But not in this case. My so-called "friends", my "buddies" call me from Daytona to tell me what a great time they're having, how the car ran real well, how the Shoot-Out was great and they can't wait for the Duels and 500.

Then the bastages put a young woman on who's occupation is to dance bare chested and slide on a pole urging me to hop on a plane,,,,and my wife's right beside me listening.
Oh, they are gonna pay. But not from me! :D
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Good thing you weren't on speaker phone:eek:
 
SST55 said:
The plan? I don't know. Don't want too either. It's one of them Top Secret, eyes only, need to know, and if I tell you I'll have to kill you deals.

But I do know this. After a similar deal about 20 years ago my wife went to Woolworths and bought a gallon(?) of Oder de Toilet vilolet fragrance for 5 bucks and dumped it into the defroster ducts in Ricks truck.

He smelled like a French ho'er for six months!!! He was going thru a very nasty divorce at the time and was living on our couch!!

He treats her like a Queen now.

Moral of the story. Don't mess with women, they can hurt'cha.:D
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Aint that the truth....heheeheh:growl: I'd go btw, in a heart beat, you only live once.....lol
 
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