I Not Come Work Today
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got
nice house."
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got
nice house."
