If all racers had to have a stage name, what would yours be?

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If all racers had to have a stage name, what would yours be.



We need a cuddly thread to get over all the fighting among the boyfriends during the last few days.

The pro verses anti Danica moments.

Because Internet fights are futile, there is no way to knock out a real tooth, body slam, spinning toe hold (holt is the best pronunciation,) each other, until true joy and contentment is achieved.


So here is a little stupid to move along (plus NWS runs tomorrow night, and we can get back to the sheet flinging hate in just 24 hours).



So back to the thread title, what would be your racing stage name.


Mine would be 'Cooter Johnsons Juniors III'
it sez trailer park, white trash, redneck so eloquently.


So what would be your racing stage name?
 
Nelson Piquet sounds to delicate, like a pencil pusher not a racer.
 
Did you hear the one years ago about the good old boy who named his son after his favorite driver 'Bobby Ray Hall' .
 
Bobby Ford is a good racing name, Speed Pagan too.
 
No reflection on Jeff Gordon or Dale Jarrett but the networks tried to give them 'big daddy and DJ, I am glad they did not catch on
 
Greg said:
No reflection on Jeff Gordon or Dale Jarrett but the networks tried to give them 'big daddy and DJ, I am glad they did not catch on
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FOX and TNT call KyBu, "Wild Thing". It's actually annoying hearing them sing that song every time they pan the camera to Kyle. And now that TNT has decided to try to outsuck FOX, they do the same exact thing.
 
Carl Lee Edwards



I always want to call Carl Edwards Carl Lee Edwards , as inspired by John Grishams 'Carl Lee Hailey' from a time to kill.



Carl Lee kilt them and wanted them to burn for the evil deed they did.


Carl Lee is a righteous man.
 
Darell Wallace Earnhardt Jr.

I'm in it to sell my merchandise right off the bat. With a name like that I may be able to keep my job for years with Joey Logano type stats. :)
 
Greg said:
Carl Lee Edwards



I always want to call Carl Edwards Carl Lee Edwards , as inspired by John Grishams 'Carl Lee Hailey' from a time to kill.



Carl Lee kilt them and wanted them to burn for the evil deed they did.


Carl Lee is a righteous man.
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Carl Edwards believed he was a righteous man when he tried to kill Brad Keselowski, twice, so it fits. o_O
 
lol there's some funny names there.

Greg said:
Carl Lee Edwards



I always want to call Carl Edwards Carl Lee Edwards , as inspired by John Grishams 'Carl Lee Hailey' from a time to kill.



Carl Lee kilt them and wanted them to burn for the evil deed they did.


Carl Lee is a righteous man.
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Back in 2010, I thought about nascar saying they wanted drivers to police themselves. They just didn't realize that Carl was such a huge Dirty Harry fan. Carl 'Callahan' Edwards.
 
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Dick Salty
Driver of the #69 Morton meat marinade rub Chevy.
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Good one but I wouldn't want to be on the pit crew, every time you pitted they would be saying 'Dick Salty is being serviced by the Morton Meat Marinade rub crew'.

The talking would never stop, at night the barking dog next door would be sheet talking me, even my momma would be talking smack.
 
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