If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say.
Purrfection cannot be improved
If you don’t like my attitude, you should see my owner
Menopaws, this is the hottest I’ve been in years.
Take my advice. I’m not using it.
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Cats know how you feel. They don’t care, but they know.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. We have never forgotten this.
Purrfection cannot be improved
If you don’t like my attitude, you should see my owner
Menopaws, this is the hottest I’ve been in years.
Take my advice. I’m not using it.
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Cats know how you feel. They don’t care, but they know.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. We have never forgotten this.