If I Die First

[muggle not]

My wife has these days when she wants us to "talk about things".

We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn
I asked her "What will you do if I die before you do?”

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a
house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women
who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so
active for her age.

Then she asked me, "What will you do if I die first?"
I replied, "Probably the same thing."

 

[sdj]

 

[Bobw]

And that's when the fight started.....