ToyYoda
Team Owner
Now that the holiday season is upon us, I was wondering: if I was the big guy at the North Pole, what would I get some of the people of NASCAR nation? Below are a few ideas:
Drivers
To Brad Keselowski: a Jimmie Johnson voodoo doll
To Austin Dillon: a hat that fits
To Kevin Harvick: that his 2014 season won't be filled with regret for leaving RCR
To Kasey Kahne: some smelling salts to use before he conducts interviews
To Danica Patrick: continued improvement in her 5th rookie season next year
To Denny Hamlin: a Joey Logano voodoo doll
To Tony Stewart: P90X and a lifetime supply of soda cookies
To Clint Bowyer: some calamine lotion
To Greg Biffle: see Brad Keselowski
To Ricky Stenhouse Jr: that he's known for more than being Mr. Danica Patrick in 2014
To Kyle Busch: a free weekend out with the guys. I'll even keep Samantha company for you. (I guess that one's more for me...)
To Matt Kenseth: 20 more points
To Trevor Bayne: that the MS doesn't turn out to be too serious
To Joey Logano: that people will stop saying "Who's kid is this?" whenever he walks through the garage area
To Jeff Gordon: the pen that NASCAR used to write him into the Chase (dodges tomatoes from the Gordon fans)
To Ryan Newman: more wins than all the SHR cars combined in 2014
To Kurt Busch: doesn't matter, he'd probably curse at me and tell me he doesn't like it anyway
To Jimmie Johnson: a warehouse to store all his Sprint Cups. It's gotta get annoying just having those things laying around, cluttering up the house
To Brian Vickers: that the clot issue goes away and never returns
To Martin Truex Jr: to do at least as good as Kurt did in the 78
To Dale Earnhardt Jr: to win more than once every leap year
To Carl Edwards: erasing the 2013 Chase completely from his memory
Owners
To Joe Gibbs: some better engines
To Richard Childress: a watch holder
To Jack Roush: a new Toyota and a box of dynamite
To Rick Hendrick: what do you get the person who has everything?
To Stewart-Haas: a top-notch anger management team
To Roger Penske: two new Dodge Chargers to use next year
To Michael Waltrip: a DeLorean, so he can go back to September 7th and do things differently this time
Please feel free to share your ideas for holiday gifts as well.
Drivers
To Brad Keselowski: a Jimmie Johnson voodoo doll
To Austin Dillon: a hat that fits
To Kevin Harvick: that his 2014 season won't be filled with regret for leaving RCR
To Kasey Kahne: some smelling salts to use before he conducts interviews
To Danica Patrick: continued improvement in her 5th rookie season next year
To Denny Hamlin: a Joey Logano voodoo doll
To Tony Stewart: P90X and a lifetime supply of soda cookies
To Clint Bowyer: some calamine lotion
To Greg Biffle: see Brad Keselowski
To Ricky Stenhouse Jr: that he's known for more than being Mr. Danica Patrick in 2014
To Kyle Busch: a free weekend out with the guys. I'll even keep Samantha company for you. (I guess that one's more for me...)
To Matt Kenseth: 20 more points
To Trevor Bayne: that the MS doesn't turn out to be too serious
To Joey Logano: that people will stop saying "Who's kid is this?" whenever he walks through the garage area
To Jeff Gordon: the pen that NASCAR used to write him into the Chase (dodges tomatoes from the Gordon fans)
To Ryan Newman: more wins than all the SHR cars combined in 2014
To Kurt Busch: doesn't matter, he'd probably curse at me and tell me he doesn't like it anyway
To Jimmie Johnson: a warehouse to store all his Sprint Cups. It's gotta get annoying just having those things laying around, cluttering up the house
To Brian Vickers: that the clot issue goes away and never returns
To Martin Truex Jr: to do at least as good as Kurt did in the 78
To Dale Earnhardt Jr: to win more than once every leap year
To Carl Edwards: erasing the 2013 Chase completely from his memory
Owners
To Joe Gibbs: some better engines
To Richard Childress: a watch holder
To Jack Roush: a new Toyota and a box of dynamite
To Rick Hendrick: what do you get the person who has everything?
To Stewart-Haas: a top-notch anger management team
To Roger Penske: two new Dodge Chargers to use next year
To Michael Waltrip: a DeLorean, so he can go back to September 7th and do things differently this time
Please feel free to share your ideas for holiday gifts as well.
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