PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed
out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal
weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity
"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit
issue featuring scantily clad male models.
Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing
foods within two hours of bedtime.
Men would be secretaries for female bosses,
working twice as hard for none of the credit.
Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
Men would bring drinks, chips and dip
to women watching soap operas.
Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles,
because there would be no pictures.
Men would be judged entirely by their looks,
women by their accomplishments.
Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
All toilet seats would be nailed down.
Men would work on relationships as
much as they work on their careers.
TV news segments on sports would
never run longer than 1 minute.
All men would be forced to spend
one month in a PMS simulator.
During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes
and women would date 19-year olds.
Overweight men would have their weight
brought to their attention constantly.
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week
paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
For basic training, soldiers would have to
take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed
out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal
weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity
"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit
issue featuring scantily clad male models.
Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing
foods within two hours of bedtime.
Men would be secretaries for female bosses,
working twice as hard for none of the credit.
Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
Men would bring drinks, chips and dip
to women watching soap operas.
Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles,
because there would be no pictures.
Men would be judged entirely by their looks,
women by their accomplishments.
Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
All toilet seats would be nailed down.
Men would work on relationships as
much as they work on their careers.
TV news segments on sports would
never run longer than 1 minute.
All men would be forced to spend
one month in a PMS simulator.
During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes
and women would date 19-year olds.
Overweight men would have their weight
brought to their attention constantly.
After a baby is born, men would take a six-week
paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.
For basic training, soldiers would have to
take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.