If you owned a team:

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Which driver, crew chief, manufacturer and car number would you choose?

Driver: Kurt Busch
Crew Chief: Darian Grubb
Manufacturer: Toyota
Car number: 32
 
Driver: Kyle Busch
Crew Chief: Ray Evernham
Manufacturer: Chevrolet
Car number: 25

I'm really not much of a Kyle fan, but there's no denying his talent and I would bank on him continuing to mature with age. Evernham has been out of the game for a while, but he's no doubt one of the best crew chiefs of all time. I would eventually start a second team and hire a young Larson/Blaney/Elliott/Jones type. Engines and equipment would come from Hendrick of course.
 
Driver: Carl Edwards
Crew Chief: Dave Rogers/Steve Addington
Manufacturer: Chevy
Car number: 85

I think Carl would greatly benefit from Chevy alone.

Add a CC that listens to your driver and you're set.

Those CCs from Roush are way too controlled by the man himself.

Dont know what it is about that team that rubs me the wrong way. I dont like the way they do things over there.
 
Driver: whoever is the best available at the time
CC: Darian Grubb
Manufacturer: Toyota
Number: 91
 
Greg said:
Driver: Jimmie Johnson
CC: Chad
Number 4
Sponsor FuQ
Car Chevrolet
Team name: Cooter Jonhson Juniors the IIIs and Dingleberrys Racing Motorsports Enterprises Associates Incorporated.
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:D
 
Greg said:
Driver: Jimmie Johnson
CC: Chad
Number 4
Sponsor FuQ
Car Chevrolet
Team name: Cooter Jonhson Juniors the IIIs and Dingleberrys Racing Motorsports Enterprises Associates Incorporated.
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HMS, JGR, and CJJ3DRMEAI. Those would be the big three ;)
 
Driver: Kyle Larson
Crew chief: Jason Ratcliff
Manufacturer: Mercedes
Car Number: 13
 
Driver: Stoker Ace
Crew Chief: Lugs Harvey
Maunfacturer: Ford
Car Number: 7
Sponsor: Clyde Torkle's Chicken Pit
 
Driver: Ward Burton
CC: Tommy Baldwin
Car: Chevrolet
Number 4
Chassis, Engines, etc Hendrix mfg.
Sponsor: As much money as the other top dogs inc....

Cause the world needs to hear more Wad Button interviews.
 
I would drive.. it'd be a Ford. #69 lol and I'd hire Sheldon from Big Bang Theory to be my CC.. I bet that guy could make a car go! :p This is stupid... but Im one to talk eh? lol
 
Any series? If so I will do trucks. Also it will only be with free agents because other wise that's cheating...
Driver: Ross Chastain
Crew Chief: No idea
Manufacturer: Chevy
Car number: 1


Greg said:
Driver: Jimmie Johnson
CC: Chad
Number 4
Sponsor FuQ
Car Chevrolet
Team name: Cooter Jonhson Juniors the IIIs and Dingleberrys Racing Motorsports Enterprises Associates Incorporated.
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I'm a Jimmie fan but I loled when I read this.
 
SlicedBread22 said:
#69 lol
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SlicedBread22 said:
I would drive.. it'd be a Ford. #69 lol and I'd hire Sheldon from Big Bang Theory to be my CC.. I bet that guy could make a car go! :p This is stupid... but Im one to talk eh? lol
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Believe it or not, the #69 hasn't been raced in any of NASCAR's top three series since a guy named Denny Wilson ran it at the Cup race at Watkins Glen in 1992. My guess is that most sponsors would frown upon using that number.
 
ToyYoda said:
Believe it or not, the #69 hasn't been raced in any of NASCAR's top three series since a guy named Denny Wilson ran it at the Cup race at Watkins Glen in 1992. My guess is that most sponsors would frown upon using that number.
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Took me a second to get that ;)
 
If I gotta go with whats available today, guess this would be it:

Driver: Kyle Larson
Crew Chief: Ray Evernham
Manufacturer: Chevy
Car Number: #5

And if I got to pick my sponsors:
Primary-Bass Pro Shops (Atlanta, Charlotte, Darlington, Texas)
Primary-SONY America (Kentucky, Kansas, Loudon, Dover)
Primary-Tonka Toys (Infineon, Richmond, Watkins Glen)
Primary-Lucas Oil Products (Fontana, Martinsville, Phoenix, Pocono)
Primary-The Mandalay Bay Hotel & Casino Las Vegas (Las Vegas, Homestead, Michigan)
Primary-"Kool-Aid" Drink Products (Bristol, Daytona, Talladega)
Associate-Mr. Goodwrench Quick Lube Plus
Associate-Krispy Kreme
Associate-Eckler's Corvette
Associate-Miss Sprint Cup
Associate-DC Comics
Associate-LEGO
Bud Shootout-BOSCH Platinum Spark Plugs
The Winston All Star Race-U.S. Armed Forces/National Rifle Association

Yeah, that's about right...
 
ToyYoda said:
Believe it or not, the #69 hasn't been raced in any of NASCAR's top three series since a guy named Denny Wilson ran it at the Cup race at Watkins Glen in 1992. My guess is that most sponsors would frown upon using that number.
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I am thinking the addition of two fingers or #71 is just superior.
 
Kurt Busch (Most talented driver on circuit)
Chad Knaus (Much as I root against the 48)
Toyota
#4
 
Driver: Tony Stewart
Crew Chief: Ray Evernham
Manufacturer: Chevy
Car #: 85
Pit Crew: Rainbow Warriors
Sponsor: Canadian Tire
 
Driver.. Me
Crew chief.. Steve addington
Car#..01
Color..silver&black
Make.. Chevorlet
 
Driver..Darrell Wallace Jr.
Sponsor...Everlast Boxing Gloves.
Crew Chief ..Tyson & Ali..
Car...AMC Matador
Pit Crew....Richie Incognito ...
 
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