If you was hired to fix Kurt Busch's PR, how would you git r done?

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If you was hired to fix Kurt Busch's PR, how would you git r done?



You as a consultant with We can redeem even scumbags Inc, have been hired to make Kurt one the most popular and loved drivers of our generation (and Mr. Busch is a client not a scumbag, that's just our agencies name).


We didn't hire you to tell us this is mission impossible. The customer pays us to deliver results, so I need some proposals and action plans.


Get to work drawing them up, and then post them up for the peer review process, prior to the fixing.
 
On the sly, I would hire the worlds best surgeon to remove his voice box. Then, I would make up a heart wrenching story about how Kurt sacrificed his lovely voice by throwing himself in front of a weed wacker to save a kitten. No more "Kurt Busch, radio sweetheart" and everyone will love him.

2 Birds with one stone. Oh crap, I forgot about the birds. :D
 
Come on Bucky, have a little fun.
We can help Kurt out, win/win.



I am a Harvick fan, and he a needs a little help too. The urgency trig for the ER just needs to attend to Kurt first.
 
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Start Here:

Give Kurt an injection that makes him sick whenever he hears whining, crying, cussing or the sound of his own voice.

Then make him watch a loop of all the stupid sh!t he has done throughout his career.

After several grueling weeks of "treatment and conditioning" he may be a rational man. Odds of this working are 50/50 at best...
 
I would put him in the car and tell him to win. I would tell the pit crew to do better stops so we can win. I would tell pit crew if you don't want him cussing you, have good pit stops but if ya'll screw around and drop lugs or leave lugs off, he can say whatever he wants to.
I would tell everybody else, if you don't like what you hear over our team radio, don't listen.
But and then I like a driver that's got some fire in him. :)
 
Greg said:
This here is an amiable constructive thread, rehabilitation is our mission.


We are here to help.
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i'll accept your intentions are to help kurt. nevertheless, all busch brother threads here turn into busch bashing. it's as sure as day follows night.
 
SlowNeasy said:
i'll accept your intentions are to help kurt. nevertheless, all busch brother threads here turn into busch bashing. it's as sure as day follows night.
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^ I was just killing time and trying to have fun. Consultants are "always here to help" (collect)



No Kurt fan but he isn't the only sinner.


So I type with a schizophrenic hand, some good some evil.
 
How much would this theoretical job pay? It would have to be a lot for me to accept! Like millions.

Or...

You could just give me a 30 pack of beer and I would tell Kurt the truth... he can't be cured.
 
Kurt was just pissed off because he went from getting free beer to getting free motor oil.
 
SlowNeasy said:
i'll accept your intentions are to help kurt. nevertheless, all busch brother threads here turn into busch bashing. it's as sure as day follows night.
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with good reason, the brothers bring it on themselves. If you don't believe me, ask Penske and Roush and Gibbs and Hendricks.
 
SlowNeasy said:
i'll accept your intentions are to help kurt. nevertheless, all busch brother threads here turn into busch bashing. it's as sure as day follows night.
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Busch Bashing? Day follows night? Seriously?

Try this on:

As sure as the sun rises and sets every day, the busch brothers give us all the stupid action we need to be "constructive" all off season long.
 
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