An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one
>> hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
>>
>> He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter
>> says, "Sure chief, coming right up."
>>
>> He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
>> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns
>> and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts
>> of the animal to splatter every where.
>>
>> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
>> shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with
>> the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
>> waiter, "Want coffee."
>>
>> The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning
>> up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about
>> anyway?"
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>>
>> (hang on, this is really good......)
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>> The Indian smiles and proudly says,
>>
>> "Training for upper management position
>> in United States Government:
>>
>> Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for
>> others to clean up, disappear for rest of day !!"
>> hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
>>
>> He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter
>> says, "Sure chief, coming right up."
>>
>> He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
>> The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns
>> and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts
>> of the animal to splatter every where.
>>
>> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
>> shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with
>> the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the
>> waiter, "Want coffee."
>>
>> The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning
>> up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about
>> anyway?"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> (hang on, this is really good......)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> The Indian smiles and proudly says,
>>
>> "Training for upper management position
>> in United States Government:
>>
>> Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for
>> others to clean up, disappear for rest of day !!"