How To Install a Poor Man's Security System
Go to a secondhand store. Buy a pair of men's used work boots -- a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
"Guns and Ammo" magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog
dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -- back in ½ hr. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been dewormed."
Go to a secondhand store. Buy a pair of men's used work boots -- a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
"Guns and Ammo" magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog
dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -- back in ½ hr. Don't disturb the pit bulls. They've just been dewormed."
