Inner Peace

BobbyFord

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "One way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, the rest of the White Zinfandel, half a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, the rest of the Kahlua, a half of a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and the rest of the left-over Easter chocolates.
 
I'm not much one for sweets, but dark chocolate RULES!

There's a skinny bit#@ inside me, screaming to get out, but I can usualy shut her up with CHOCOLATE (Mocha will work too)!
 
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