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Gig'em
Johnny was in the kitchen watching his mother get dinner ready and to make conversation, he said, "Mom, how old are you?"
The mother replied, "Gentlemen do not ask women their age."
Johnny pondered that a moment and then asked, "Mom, how much do you weigh?"
His Mother replied, "Johnny, gentlemen never ask a woman that question."
Undeterred, Johnny then asked, "Mom, why did Dad leave you?"
The mother had enough by this time and said, "Johnny, you should not ask me that. Now go to your room!"
As Johnny walked away he tripped over his mother's pocketbook and as he picked it up, her driver license fell out. Johnny ran back into the kitchen and said, "I know all about you now! You are 36 years old and weigh127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
The mother replied, "Gentlemen do not ask women their age."
Johnny pondered that a moment and then asked, "Mom, how much do you weigh?"
His Mother replied, "Johnny, gentlemen never ask a woman that question."
Undeterred, Johnny then asked, "Mom, why did Dad leave you?"
The mother had enough by this time and said, "Johnny, you should not ask me that. Now go to your room!"
As Johnny walked away he tripped over his mother's pocketbook and as he picked it up, her driver license fell out. Johnny ran back into the kitchen and said, "I know all about you now! You are 36 years old and weigh127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"