Introducing the Jerry Punch drinking game!

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Everyone take a shot when:

Jerry Punch refers to Mark as "50 year-old Mark Martin".
Jerry Punch says someone goes "sailing past" another car.
Jerry Punch says someone is "charging" through the field when they've only passed one car.

Any others we need to add?
 
All we need is a recipe for "Dr. Jerry's Punch" to use during this game.

:beerbang:
 
Everyone take a shot when:

Jerry Punch refers to Mark as "50 year-old Mark Martin".
Jerry Punch says someone goes "sailing past" another car.
Jerry Punch says someone is "charging" through the field when they've only passed one car.

Any others we need to add?

Calling the double file restart "shootout style" should be in there.

How about every time you want to punch Jerry Punch in the throat you take a shot?
 
I have another one for you: "If you're just joining us now..."

I tweeted to Marty Smith of ESPN to let Jerry & his bosses know that we KNOW Mark Martin is 50 yrs old! And...to put Allen Bestwick in the booth. ;)
 
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