An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey .
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,
but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was
in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am
feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here
my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy
to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't
dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4
a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left.
That
same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go
ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could
do under the circumstances.
Love
you,
Vinnie
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden,
but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was
in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and
described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am
feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here
my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy
to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't
dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At 4
a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left.
That
same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go
ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could
do under the circumstances.
Love
you,
Vinnie
