It's Been a Crazy Week And It's Only Tuesday

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You all gotta hear what has transpired over the past two days...

1. My old roommate had a baby, but we didn't even know she was pregnant or married.

2. I sprained my ankle tripping over a dormmate who was passed out drunk on the bathroom floor. They had to take her to the hospital...

3. Two kids in my class are selling $35 bricks to Alumni from the oldest building on campus that they are in the process of tearing down.... Only the bricks are actually from Lowes

4. My professor isn't giving a midterm. In stead she is requiring us to name every country in Africa.

5. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling in my biology class. We named him Larry.


I don't get paid enough for this.
 
ladyspartan16 said:
You all gotta hear what has transpired over the past two days...

1. My old roommate had a baby, but we didn't even know she was pregnant or married.

2. I sprained my ankle tripping over a dormmate who was passed out drunk on the bathroom floor. They had to take her to the hospital...

3. Two kids in my class are selling $35 bricks to Alumni from the oldest building on campus that they are in the process of tearing down.... Only the bricks are actually from Lowes

4. My professor isn't giving a midterm. In stead she is requiring us to name every country in Africa.

5. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling in my biology class. We named him Larry.


I don't get paid enough for this.
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The mid term sounds easy, fitting for her lame brain.
 
Aw yes, college days. Our crowning achievement was sacrificing our couch in the commons area outside the building. There was a perfect little hill, 3AM, too much booze and a propane torch.
 
ladyspartan16 said:
You all gotta hear what has transpired over the past two days...

1. My old roommate had a baby, but we didn't even know she was pregnant or married.

2. I sprained my ankle tripping over a dormmate who was passed out drunk on the bathroom floor. They had to take her to the hospital...

3. Two kids in my class are selling $35 bricks to Alumni from the oldest building on campus that they are in the process of tearing down.... Only the bricks are actually from Lowes

4. My professor isn't giving a midterm. In stead she is requiring us to name every country in Africa.

5. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling in my biology class. We named him Larry.


I don't get paid enough for this.
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3. No harm no foul in my opinion. The buyers have expendable cash and want to support the cause, and would buy most anything. Or they are just stock dumbasses that deserve a placebo brick.
 
1. My old roommate had a baby, but we didn't even know she was pregnant or married.
Had a similar experience, the day after high school graduation. It was hushed up so well that we didn't find out until our five year reunion.

2. I sprained my ankle tripping over a dormmate who was passed out drunk on the bathroom floor. They had to take her to the hospital...
Tripped over kids like this too when I was in college. Didn't hurt myself though - hope you heal soon. Sometimes the day after a party we'd move a couch in our living room to clean... and a drunk would roll out! Or we'd find somebody sleeping one off in the yard. (We rented duplex housing owned by the school… the campus used to be an Air Force base.)

3. Two kids in my class are selling $35 bricks to Alumni from the oldest building on campus that they are in the process of tearing down.... Only the bricks are actually from Lowes
I suppose they're Business majors?

4. My professor isn't giving a midterm. In stead she is requiring us to name every country in Africa.
As of today? Just wait another month and they could change...

5. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling in my biology class. We named him Larry.
In seventh grade somebody accidently bumped into an old filing cabinet that was in the back of our math class. It looked like a million termites came out! Our teacher freaked and climbed up on his desk, shrieking (yes, I said "he").

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Nope. But at least you have funny stories to tell during future get-togethers and maybe to grandkids someday.
 
ladyspartan16 said:
You all gotta hear what has transpired over the past two days...

1. My old roommate had a baby, but we didn't even know she was pregnant or married.

2. I sprained my ankle tripping over a dormmate who was passed out drunk on the bathroom floor. They had to take her to the hospital...

3. Two kids in my class are selling $35 bricks to Alumni from the oldest building on campus that they are in the process of tearing down.... Only the bricks are actually from Lowes

4. My professor isn't giving a midterm. In stead she is requiring us to name every country in Africa.

5. A raccoon fell out of the ceiling in my biology class. We named him Larry.


I don't get paid enough for this.
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Where the hell do you go to school...sounds fun lol
 
ladyspartan16 said:
@gone
@be9ak7ts16
@Greg

So the girl I tripped over, just got arrested, along with her roommate for fighting.

They dented a cylinder block wall.

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