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... Dogs are getting stuck to fire hydrants.
... You need defrosters - just to have a good cry.
... We had to chop up the piano for firewood…but we only got two chords.
... Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.
... Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
… I actually feel like listening to Rush Limbaugh. That's how desperate I am for hot air.
… the property taxes are frozen.
… the words came out of our mouth in chunks of ice and we had to fry them to see what we said.
... kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet!"
... the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
... when we milked the cows, we got ice cream!
... Snowmen are walking around with Starbucks cups in hand.
... Coyotes are mugging people for their gloves in Greenwood Village.
... temperature is actually less than Bush's IQ.
... You need defrosters - just to have a good cry.
... We had to chop up the piano for firewood…but we only got two chords.
... Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.
... Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
… I actually feel like listening to Rush Limbaugh. That's how desperate I am for hot air.
… the property taxes are frozen.
… the words came out of our mouth in chunks of ice and we had to fry them to see what we said.
... kids were using a new excuse to stay up late: "But Mom, my pajamas haven't thawed out yet!"
... the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
... when we milked the cows, we got ice cream!
... Snowmen are walking around with Starbucks cups in hand.
... Coyotes are mugging people for their gloves in Greenwood Village.
... temperature is actually less than Bush's IQ.
