jeff gordon to retire this year !

[hawg dawg]

gordon attended party at local charlotte bar last nite.
by evening's end .....after many drinks....in a slurred voice he went on a rant.
"tired of not winning " ......."tired of gettin robbed of wins " ........
"tired of all the constant changes being made ".........
"screw all this ..think i'm gonna just hang it up this year " he said.

his wife quickly hurried him out into waiting limo.
more info coming today she said.

 

[Rockears001]

http://racing-forums.com/threads/does-jeff-gordon-even-care-anymore.48598/page-7

I geuss not. lol

 

[PeopleAreStrange]

And the April Fools pranks have already started...

 

[VaDirt]

Seriously, do people even try anymore to come up with an actual believably April 1st joke?

 

[MRM]

Seriously, do people even try anymore to come up with an actual believably April 1st joke?

Apparently not.

 

[ToyYoda]

Because he just doesn't care anymore.

 

[KevinWI]

gordon attended party at local charlotte bar last nite.
by evening's end .....after many drinks....in a slurred voice he went on a rant.
"tired of not winning " ......."tired of gettin robbed of wins " ........
"tired of all the constant changes being made ".........
"screw all this ..think i'm gonna just hang it up this year " he said.

his wife quickly hurried him out into waiting limo.
more info coming today she said.

I heard that too. I heard he was divorcing his wife and moving to Turks & Caicos with a pool boy named reck.

 

[DUN24]

I heard that too. I heard he was divorcing his wife and moving to Turks & Caicos with a pool boy named reck.

Literally LOL'd

 

[FenderBumper]

Seriously, do people even try anymore to come up with an actual believably April 1st joke?

There are 2 ways to take the term 'April Fools'. Sometimes the joker is the fool.

 

[Joniki]

I heard that too. I heard he was divorcing his wife and moving to Turks & Caicos with a pool boy named reck.

I chuckled as well. I wish I could like this again. LOL

 

[ChexOrWrex]

I heard that too. I heard he was divorcing his wife and moving to Turks & Caicos with a pool boy named reck.

Ha you had like 6 people to choose from & you chose him. Classic

 

[FenderBumper]

I heard that too. I heard he was divorcing his wife and moving to Turks & Caicos with a pool boy named reck.

lol I heard he added a 'W' so he could get some payback for all the wrecks that screwed him.