Jeff Gordon

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Gordon is out taking a stroll in the snow. He slips off a Icy bridge, hits his head, and falls into an icy river. Three kids see it happen. They jump in and save him. When he comes to, he says, "Boys, you saved a Winston Cup Champion. You each deserve a reward. You name it, and You Got It!"

The first kid says, "I'd like to go to Disneyland." The Rainbow Warrior says, "I'll send you and your whole family for a week at Disneyland."

The second boy says, "I'd like a 4 wheeler so I can Go out mudbogging out behind my house" Gordon says, "I'll get you the best Four Wheeler With all the safety Features and I'll have someone teach you how to drive it safely."

The third kid says, "I'd like a electric twin-turbo wheelchair with a HiFi stereo and Cruise Control." #24 says, "I'll get you the Best ... Wait a second, you're not handicapped, You don't need a Wheelchair."

The kid says, "I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowning."
 
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