JR's sick!

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I just heard Junior is sick and has been receiving fluids since yesterday. They speculated that Brad Kesolowski may get in the 88 car tomorrow.

The rumor is that when the France's heard that Junior was sick they flew an Indian rain dancer in from Wyoming to give Jr a little more time before qualifying would get under way. If that doesn't work they have paid NOAA to simulate an earthquake tomorrow so the race can be postponed until Monday... :D
 
The rumor is that when the France's heard that Junior was sick they flew an Indian rain dancer in from Wyoming to give Jr a little more time before qualifying would get under way. If that doesn't work they have paid NOAA to simulate an earthquake tomorrow so the race can be postponed until Monday... :D

:laugh:
 
Maybe the problem is that he has too much fluids........... Like Budwieser
 
Dare I say he may have a case of the "Wine Flu".
 
He does tend to get "sick" a lot just before a race. More so than any other driver.
 
I don't know if JR drinks or not. Could care less.
However, some of the people I worked with that drank alot, had the flu alot.
 
I don't know if JR drinks or not. Could care less.
However, some of the people I worked with that drank alot, had the flu alot.

His stories of him and his buddies drinking are legendary. IIRC he was drinking when he was nude in a hot tub with 3 other drivers.
 
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