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Published : Wednesday, 16 Feb 2011, 2:10 PM CST

By Alice Wolke, MYFOXDFW.COM

SARASOTA, Fla. - Jailers found a big surprise when conducting a routine search of a cell block in a Florida jail last week, according to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune.

They say a homeless man had secreted a condom in his rectum, which searchers found after he was turned over to Sarasota County.

Inside the condom they found: 17 blue pills, a cigarette, a flint, six matches, an empty syringe with a pencil eraser over the needle tip, a container of lip balm, an unused condom, a pharmacy receipt and a coupon.

Thirty-three year old Neil Lansing is now facing charges of possessing a drug and a tobacco product in jail. He's being held without bond.
 
Awwww, and I thought this was going to be a thread about women with big dadonka donk. :(
 
...better title...Pain in the a@#
 
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