A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady,
was nervous, so he decided to tell
her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big
tank of latex, and workers of all
hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
dry, then peel off the gloves and
throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out
laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
was nervous, so he decided to tell
her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't."
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big
tank of latex, and workers of all
hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them
dry, then peel off the gloves and
throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during the procedure she burst out
laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"
