Whizzer
Gig'em
Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging
The other day I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery.
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that instagram.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. It was a nice jester.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery.
Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that instagram.