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The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. Of
Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked,
"Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. Of
Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked,
"Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
