A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year.
Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year.
Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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This morning on the way to work, I rear-ended a car at a light while not really paying attention.
Anyway, the fella who was driving got out and he was a dwarf!
He said, "I'm not happy."
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
Another survey revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year.
Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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This morning on the way to work, I rear-ended a car at a light while not really paying attention.
Anyway, the fella who was driving got out and he was a dwarf!
He said, "I'm not happy."
I said, "Well, which one are you then?"