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What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after
doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.*

*My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

*Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."*

I rest my case.*
Time for another beer.*
 
I have heard that about the only thing a man can experience which is similar to having a baby is passing a large kidney stone.

For that reason (and having watched my then wife have two babies), I have done serious research online at medical sites to see what a man can do to prevent having kidney stones :cheers: (although kidney stones would be cheaper)
 
Looking forward to another childbirth, after already experiencing one, demonstrates a women's ability to change fact into fantasy.
 
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