Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him,
resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have You
been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael,
look what I've made!"
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life
on it. I'm going to call it Earth, and it's going to
Be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God
explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going
to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot
spot. And over there I've placed a continent of white
people, while over here is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one
will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Kentucky, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers,
sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Kentucky
are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they are going to be found traveling the world. They
will be extremely sociable, hard working and high
achieving, and they will be known throughout the world
as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm
putting around them in Ohio, Indiana, Virginia, West Virginia
and Tennessee."
:lol:
missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him,
resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have You
been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael,
look what I've made!"
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is
it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life
on it. I'm going to call it Earth, and it's going to
Be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God
explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going
to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot
spot. And over there I've placed a continent of white
people, while over here is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one
will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed
to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Kentucky, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers,
sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Kentucky
are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they are going to be found traveling the world. They
will be extremely sociable, hard working and high
achieving, and they will be known throughout the world
as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What
about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm
putting around them in Ohio, Indiana, Virginia, West Virginia
and Tennessee."
:lol:
