Ten things to do on Sunday if you’re Michael Waltrip
By Carol Einarsson
1. Check the inventory at Aaron’s to make sure each store is stocked with Michael’s full line of furniture.
2. House-sit for Bill Elliott, making sure to water Bill’s plants and feed the dog.
3. PLay golf with Rusty Wallace. The weather is nice, and since most race fans will be watching the race, they shouldn’t have any problems with autograph hounds.
4. Visit big brother Darrell and have lawn mower races on Aaron’s Dream Machine mowers. The winner gets to qualify the car next week.
5. Help clean rooms at the local Best Western, and give a lucky housekeeper a few hours off.
6. Make the rounds delivering parts in a NAPA truck, waving to neighbors along the route.
7. Spend an hour hand-tossing dough at Dominoes. And while he’s at it, he can put extra pepperoni on the pies.
8. Spend another hour working the drive-through window at Burger King. We’d like a Hershey’s pie and a white milk with that, please.
9. Take out the trash over at the Inside Nextel Cup show since we know the trash man comes Monday mornings. Maybe he can accidentally toss out Despain’s chair.
10. Get a haircut. We used to hear that his hair was so long so that it would show all the grey that he could then remedy with his Just For Men sponsor product. But do we ever really hear about Just For Men anyhow? Dump the sponsor, and cut the hair.
By Carol Einarsson
1. Check the inventory at Aaron’s to make sure each store is stocked with Michael’s full line of furniture.
2. House-sit for Bill Elliott, making sure to water Bill’s plants and feed the dog.
3. PLay golf with Rusty Wallace. The weather is nice, and since most race fans will be watching the race, they shouldn’t have any problems with autograph hounds.
4. Visit big brother Darrell and have lawn mower races on Aaron’s Dream Machine mowers. The winner gets to qualify the car next week.
5. Help clean rooms at the local Best Western, and give a lucky housekeeper a few hours off.
6. Make the rounds delivering parts in a NAPA truck, waving to neighbors along the route.
7. Spend an hour hand-tossing dough at Dominoes. And while he’s at it, he can put extra pepperoni on the pies.
8. Spend another hour working the drive-through window at Burger King. We’d like a Hershey’s pie and a white milk with that, please.
9. Take out the trash over at the Inside Nextel Cup show since we know the trash man comes Monday mornings. Maybe he can accidentally toss out Despain’s chair.
10. Get a haircut. We used to hear that his hair was so long so that it would show all the grey that he could then remedy with his Just For Men sponsor product. But do we ever really hear about Just For Men anyhow? Dump the sponsor, and cut the hair.
