Very funny. :headshake
We have two cats. Who happen to be full white, and nearly all of my clothes are dark, so I end up walking around looking like a polar bear.
They love to run around the bed room full throttle between the hours of 3-5am.
They love to fall asleep directly over my head on the window sill right after they have groomed themselves of their old fur right into my face so that by the time I wake I'm swollen up tighter than a pair of acid washed jeans. By the time my vision comes back it's like 4pm.
They scurry around the house like huge rats, I hate them.