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NEW YORK -- An animated Kurt Busch, the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series champion and a former Las Vegas resident, read the Tuesday night Top Ten list on "Late Show with David Letterman." The category -- "Top Ten Thoughts That Cross Your Mind When Going 190 Miles Per Hour:"
10. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight.
9. Did I remember to TiVo "Desperate Housewives"?
8. Oh, yeah, the fumes are really kicking in now!
7. Did I remember to take the supplemental liability coverage?
6. Uh, oh, that wasn't Powerade. That was Pennzoil.
5. D*mn, that Jeff Gordon is handsome.
4. My crew chief, Jimmy Fennig, is a genius. I've got to suck up to him or else he'll tamper with my brakes.
3. Turn 3 should have a McDonald's drive-thru.
2. Maybe I should have put the top up.
1. Wheeeeeeee!
10. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight. Left turn, left turn, straight.
9. Did I remember to TiVo "Desperate Housewives"?
8. Oh, yeah, the fumes are really kicking in now!
7. Did I remember to take the supplemental liability coverage?
6. Uh, oh, that wasn't Powerade. That was Pennzoil.
5. D*mn, that Jeff Gordon is handsome.
4. My crew chief, Jimmy Fennig, is a genius. I've got to suck up to him or else he'll tamper with my brakes.
3. Turn 3 should have a McDonald's drive-thru.
2. Maybe I should have put the top up.
1. Wheeeeeeee!
