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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor’s office to collect his wife’s test results.
The receptionist says “I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s. Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible. One Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith says “That's terrible! Can we take the test over?”
“Normally, yes." Says the receptionist, "But you belong to an HMO, and they won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once. The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t sleep with her.”
The receptionist says “I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your wife’s. Frankly, that’s either bad or terrible. One Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which is your wife.”
Mr. Smith says “That's terrible! Can we take the test over?”
“Normally, yes." Says the receptionist, "But you belong to an HMO, and they won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once. The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don’t sleep with her.”
