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cutiepie24
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Alright Ladies, it's that time of the year again. Just a friendlyreminder!!
Please raise your big toes and repeat after me, my sisters: As a member of
the "Cute Girl Sisterhood", I pledge to follow the rules when I wear
sandals
and other open-toed shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not
hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the
backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the
straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact
and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe. I
will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend,
coworker, mother, or sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my
toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into
place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the
low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the
kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of
others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of
sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my
ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and
begin to look like Vienna sausages.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker
when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has
to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes
creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that
they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking
and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to go my local beauty school at least once per
season and have a real pedicure (they are about $10 and worth EVERY penny).
Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other sisters!