Larry Mac

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This guy is great on the Unintentional Comedy scale

I love how he constantly throws out "4 fresh goodyear tires" and "full tank of that sunoco fuel!"

I could just see him sitting at home saying "these companies pay millions of dollars, I need to throw their name out"

He also raises his voice for like no reason

"There's Chase Elliot in 5TH PLACE IN THE #24 NAPA car for Rick Hendrick"

"AND HERE'S sTERLING mARLIN PASSING Tony Stewart for 12th"

He also throws out the car number and sponsorship constantly

There's Kyle Busch in the number 18 m and ms car Toyota

There's Rusty Wallace in that Miller Lite Dodge

The number 88 driven by Dale jr sponsored BY MOUNTAIN DEW
 


"THEY TOUCH THEY TOUCH"

"BRAD......................KESELOWSKI "

"AND WE HAVE A CAUTION"
 
The act of repeatedly self-stimulating your own postings. Mom's basement; the school computer lab, that weird guy's computer next door, the one who has way too many adolescent boys hanging around and 'accidentally' leaves it logged on to 'Man-Boy' sites, etc.
 
LOOK AT THAT! KASEY KHANE ON THOSE 4 FRESH GOOD YEAR TIRES just PASSED the #4 Ford of KEVIN HARVICK for 7TH!
 
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Personally I think we should all appreciate one another, and enjoy the wonderment of all our unique and beautiful souls. They aint but one jus like each one of us in the whole wide world. The buffet is the greatest gift of all in life, let's enjot and cherish.

But even greater is the things I learned after reading the thought provoking O.P. It led me to think about these things in a much deeper and more profound way. It was a spiritual awakenings for me, so with futher ado...

My findings after a some reflection and quite time to consider Larry Macs career and then collect my thoughts...

I justSoon have Larry Mac calling a race than some Harvert graduate that don't know his ass from a hole in the grount when in comes to racing.
Proper enuciating sissy anouncers don't make a **** to me, they just wasted their skills on an inferior choice with no eternal value. Cause good old grassroots racing was built by clumsy mispernouncers like Larry Mac, that know something about making a car run like a skeered dog on saturday night. Or to make that car honky tonk, or to drive the dog**** out of that car etc....

Proper Enuciating untrustworthy idiots are the ones that were to good for Rockingham, Wilksboro, and Darlington. Hopefully their maggot personias will turn on them, and eat out their innards, slowly and excruciatinglies painful. That way their last words can leave us with the peaceful memories of their ultimate pain. And I will sure as **** enjoy their worthless fate.
 
This wasn't an anti-Larry Mac post at all

I LIKE Larry Mac calling the races. It was pure excitement by him

I just thought it was funny how he would always force the sponsor name in or the car number, sponsor, owner, car make

THEY TOUCH THEY TOUCH!


I'd rather have Larry Mac then Jeff Burton who answers a simple ye sor no quetsion with a 5 minute answer saying the same damn thing over and over
 
Greg said:
Personally I think we should all appreciate one another, and enjoy the wonderment of all our unique and beautiful souls. They aint but one jus like each one of us in the whole wide world. The buffet is the greatest gift of all in life, let's enjot and cherish.

But even greater is the things I learned after reading the thought provoking O.P. It led me to think about these things in a much deeper and more profound way. It was a spiritual awakenings for me, so with futher ado...

My findings after a some reflection and quite time to consider Larry Macs career and then collect my thoughts...

I justSoon have Larry Mac calling a race than some Harvert graduate that don't know his ass from a hole in the grount when in comes to racing.
Proper enuciating sissy anouncers don't make a sh!t to me, they just wasted their skills on an inferior choice with no eternal value. Cause good old grassroots racing was built by clumsy mispernouncers like Larry Mac, that know something about making a car run like a skeered dog on saturday night. Or to make that car honky tonk, or to drive the dog**** out of that car etc....

Proper Enuciating untrustworthy idiots are the ones that were to good for Rockingham, Wilksboro, and Darlington. Hopefully their maggot personias will turn on them, and eat out their innards, slowly and excruciatinglies painful. That way their last words can leave us with the peaceful memories of their ultimate pain. And I will sure as sh!t enjoy their worthless fate.
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Wow. That's quite a mood swing.
 
Larry Mac is NASCAR's version of the character actor in the old Western movies.

He adds another dimension to the show -- dramatic, comedic, depth of knowledge, country simple...
 
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Larry Mac is the man.

He's tremendous on radio when he's either a guest or filling in on Sirius XM.
 
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