Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the
> girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
> When the
> male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to
> his
> left butt cheek!
>
> Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the
> guy back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his right butt cheek.
>
> In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a
> $50
> bill, called the guy over, and licked the $50 bill. I was worried about
> the
> way things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck the fifty to his
> left
> butt cheek again.
>
> My relief was short-lived. The guy raced over to me! Now everyone's
> attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top
> the $50.
> My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
>
> What could I do????
>
> The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the
> crack of his ass, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.
>
> girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
> When the
> male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to
> his
> left butt cheek!
>
> Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the
> guy back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his right butt cheek.
>
> In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a
> $50
> bill, called the guy over, and licked the $50 bill. I was worried about
> the
> way things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck the fifty to his
> left
> butt cheek again.
>
> My relief was short-lived. The guy raced over to me! Now everyone's
> attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top
> the $50.
> My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
>
> What could I do????
>
> The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the
> crack of his ass, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.
>
I like that one.