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A Cleburne woman says sitting on a hot Cowboys Stadium bench caused third-degree burns on her buttocks and is suing the team and its owner for causing mental anguish, physical pain and disfigurement.
According to the lawsuit filed in Tarrant County, Jennelle Carrillo, the plaintiff, says she went to the Blue & Silver debut scrimmage game in August 2010. Before she entered the stadium, she took a seat on a black marble bench outside the “E” entrance.
“No signs were posted at or near the bench warning it was too hot for persons to sit,” the lawsuit says.
Carrillo was treated for burns to her buttocks and underwent skin grafts.
The lawsuit states Cowboys Stadium should have been aware that the hot August sun would make the dark benches unbearably hot and should have made the public aware that sitting on the benches could have caused injuries.
“Defendants breached their duty of care by both failing to make the condition reasonably safe and failing to adequately warn the plaintiff,” court documents say.
Carrillo is demanding a jury trial, court fees, damages and interest.
 
I think it's safe to say that anything outside in August in Texas will be hot enough to burn your ass.Do we really need a sign???
 
It goes with the coffee lawsuit. This lady is gonna win this one too.
 
How long would you have to endure sitting on a hot marble bench to get that type of burn. It seems to me the slow burn would be slow torture.
 
Johali said:
How long would you have to endure sitting on a hot marble bench to get that type of burn. It seems to me the slow burn would be slow torture.
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It said she needed skin graphs, seems to me, even if the bench is 160F, you'd still have to sit there for quite a few minutes for your skin to burn- seeing as the heat has to go THROUGH the clothes...Was she goin commando in a cheerleaders skirt???
 
How many times have gotten into a car with a vinyl car seat that was sitting in the sun? Sure, it burns and you get the hell off of the seat or grab your beach towel from the trunk and put it on the seat.
I'm guessing: Blonde + Cheerleader + Dingbat = too stupid to get her dumb ass up off of the hot surface. They should took her out back and drown her in a bucket so she doesn't multiply.
 
mike honcho said:
A Cleburne woman says sitting on a hot Cowboys Stadium bench caused third-degree burns on her buttocks and is suing the team and its owner for causing mental anguish, physical pain and disfigurement.
According to the lawsuit filed in Tarrant County, Jennelle Carrillo, the plaintiff, says she went to the Blue & Silver debut scrimmage game in August 2010. Before she entered the stadium, she took a seat on a black marble bench outside the “E” entrance.
“No signs were posted at or near the bench warning it was too hot for persons to sit,” the lawsuit says.
Carrillo was treated for burns to her buttocks and underwent skin grafts.
The lawsuit states Cowboys Stadium should have been aware that the hot August sun would make the dark benches unbearably hot and should have made the public aware that sitting on the benches could have caused injuries.
“Defendants breached their duty of care by both failing to make the condition reasonably safe and failing to adequately warn the plaintiff,” court documents say.
Carrillo is demanding a jury trial, court fees, damages and interest.
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She should've been aware of it as well. What's next, people suing GM for burning their asses on the vinyl seats of 1976 Malibu Classic because there's no warning sticker saying that the seats get hot in the summer sun? She was probably eating blue cotton candy and not paying attention.

There has got to be a planet somewhere in the solar system to which these idiots and their lawyers can be shipped halfway.
 
I can see it now.The next space mission will contain a giant sign to hang on the Sun.It will say"CAUTION HOT".Or the weather reports in Texas will be reported with a ass burning scale on how hot it is outside.
 
mike honcho said:
I can see it now.The next space mission will contain a giant sign to hang on the Sun.It will say"CAUTION HOT".Or the weather reports in Texas will be reported with a ass burning scale on how hot it is outside.
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You haven't heard the new commercial, have you?
 
mike honcho said:
I can see it now.The next space mission will contain a giant sign to hang on the Sun.It will say"CAUTION HOT".Or the weather reports in Texas will be reported with a ass burning scale on how hot it is outside.
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LOL. That's funny.
 
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