Bobw
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Two brothers a 6 year old and a 4 year old are out playing in the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started
learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for lunch I'm gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When mom calls them in and asks the 6 year old what he wants for lunch, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have a PB&J".
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and
runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can
stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for lunch, young man?"
"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be a PB&J"..
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started
learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for lunch I'm gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When mom calls them in and asks the 6 year old what he wants for lunch, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have a PB&J".
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and
runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can
stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for lunch, young man?"
"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be a PB&J"..