These are so corny but funny. If you like that sort of thing. 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and manicurist were married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead give away.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
A man fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered now.
He had a photographic memory which never fully developed.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
A bicycle can't stand alone. It's just two tired.
When a clock get hungry it goes back 4 seconds.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and manicurist were married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead give away.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
A man fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered now.
He had a photographic memory which never fully developed.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
A bicycle can't stand alone. It's just two tired.
When a clock get hungry it goes back 4 seconds.