mike honcho
Knuckleheads
Yesterday by son asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. He suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had joined a parachute club.
He said "Are you nuts? You're almost 82 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"
I proudly showed him that I even got a membership card. He said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again .... I signed up for two jumps a week!Life as a senior citizen is never dull.
I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had joined a parachute club.
He said "Are you nuts? You're almost 82 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?"
I proudly showed him that I even got a membership card. He said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again .... I signed up for two jumps a week!Life as a senior citizen is never dull.