lil golf joke

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at
his
groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman
rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.

"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied,
still in pain, in the fetal
position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and put
her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked, "How does that
feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." :eek:
 
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