Limericks ---- hehehe

[TexasRaceLady]

This is from a newspaper contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in a Limerick.

Here are the three winners:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
Let's not leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

 

[DeeDee]

OMG

Those are really good. Had me cracking up!

 

[Ward Burton]

 

[Lap3Forever]

Originally posted by TexasRaceLady@May 16 2003, 08:56 AM
And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

HAHAHAHAHA

:lol: :lol:

 

[4xchampncountin]

Those were pretty clever